Review: Against Me! – New Wave

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I feel phsycailly sick, my ears are rejecting the sound that is being forced into them, what the fuck is this?! What the fuck is this?! I tell you what it is, it’s the worst album I own, I would honestly prefer to shave my ball bag with a rusty blunt razor then listen to this hideous pile of steaming dog shit, I bet a pile of steaming dog shit has more zest then this 12 tracks of crap.

 I don’t now where to start with this album, everything about it is so wrong, anybody that actually classes this album as “good” or even “listenable” must not have heard the mighty “Crime” and “Reinventig Axle Rose”- I have no idea how a band can go from such a powerful and amazing band, unique, talented just fucking amazing to this limp, pathetic piss poor excuse for an against me album. Its fucking vile. The songs are shit, the music is generic, ergh, im starting to get a lump at the back of my throat. I feel…angry, yeah that’s the word, it fells like ive been fucked over, like ive been told I’ve won the lottery but really got aids.

 Words could not express how much I was looking forward to this album, a new against me album, man, I would have cut of both my testicals to own it, but after listening to the first 3 seconds I would have still snipped off my testicals, but only to force them down my ear drums to stop this hideous sound from getting any further.

I cannot even offer any constructive criticism on this album, its shit, its hideous, I find it embarrassing to call myself an Against Me! fan.

0.2 out of 10

 Chris D