Ten ways to piss a punk off

10 ways to piss a punk off. It’s all in jest you hear!

 

1. Ask them if Avril Lavigne is punk.
2. Tell them Crass never did anything for anyone or meant anything to anyone.
3. Tell them that the punk dress code is non conformist conformism.
4. Tell them punk is dead.
5. Tell them that they are or look Emo.
6. Ban cider, or tell them it’s tested on caged animals in a government lab.
7. Call them a sell out.
8. Wear an item of clothing from a high street shop that says ‘ I am punk’.
9. Tell them anarchism will never work because human nature is inherently flawed.
10. Tell them to get a job!